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    I was the fifth Darkness Member

    I was working for some dodgy old company called Action for Employment based on Camden High Street training disaffected doleys stuck on the New Deal in life skills. The group I had was a standard bunch of Camden misfits, muso’s, DJ’s and junkies. In reality the training on offer was piss poor, so we used to do things like go to the park, play football and smoke pot together.

    No-one, including me wanted to be there, but the threat of benefit sanctions had forced some of Camden’s finest to do the unthinkable and get out of bed before lunchtime.

    Anyway, there was a young musician on the course called Justin. A skinny, amiable white guy, with an acid sense of humour he was easily the most effective at taking the piss out of me when I was trying to run a training session. more herehere

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    thats lies! i was the fith darness member!

    me and justin hawkins go way back

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    I wonder if this is true

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    Johny give me some proof

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    ok, will have to be tomorrow cos im at work

    would justins signature and message on a leaving card to me do ya?

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    lol, u could just write it, how are we gonna know its his handwriting?

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    So really, you weren't the fifth member, you were bullied by Justin?

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    lol

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    i make it clear on my blog i werent the fifth member, that was kind of taking the piss

    but it is true, why would i make it up?

    its hardly that unbelievable or do you think rock stars dont have lives before they're famous

    its true, theyre all cloned in a lab in the basement of EMI

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    "its true, theyre all cloned in a lab in the basement of EMI"

    I Knew it!


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    and did mr. hawkins ever partake in the consumption or marijuana himself?

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    do you know what, i cant remember, but everyone else did so if he didnt i think id have remembered because it wouldve been unusual

    ive got a vague memory of smoking with him round at my gf 's who lived just round the corner (who was also one of the trainees on the new deal incidentally) so i got a bird and a cool anecdote out of that job even though it was $$$$e - weve split up now though

    we all used to go round hers at lunchtime and get stoned, im 99.99999999% sure justin joined in, he was definitely there

    it was a long time ago and i was caning it pretty hard at the time

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    how did u get that job? sounds piss easy

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    err... i applied

    was only piss easy cos i decided not to do the job i was supposed to be doing

    which is why i got sacked

    and it werent really piss easy, cos they treated people like $$$$, it was so bad that the dole closed them down in the end and its pretty good going to treat folk worse than the dole

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