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CA1...lol...

My bad, been busy, tired and forgot to finish writing.


I killed him in the fields, you weren't even an athlete on the track /
Are U-sain? I doubt it, Carl Lewis, doomed to...

Get insurance, you should feel privileged being in the presence of me /
Cos you're a couple pounds short of a grand, you're close to a G //
You don't stay strapped to the teeth, you got no heat for...

My bad LJT, part of me forgot and part of me thought I already replied. Been tired this week but I'm active again :D

His life revolves around bulbs, you know him, he be screwing in lights /...

Eastenders it may be, subtract d0t from these streets /
Add two K's, have him wrapped in white sheets //
You'll burn if you cross me... /
Don't need a long stick, to strike these b*tches like...

Lol I go for 5 minutes and you lot go at it. Haha had to write a bit more for the missed rounds :p

Don't need a big gun to shoot flames and spread your brains like I'm buttering /
Call him Long...

Got bars of nitrogen, try 'em, lose more than your stomach for the beef /
Your rhymes are stolen, I know, you're a Lyric Jacking Thief //
My bars are golden, the site is mine, I'm a Bulli-on the...

Truthfully, it's aight...i suppose.

It's a bit hard to catch your flow, think you could rewrite it so that the end of each line would be the end of a bar on a beat. I have no idea where one bar...

Giving head in the pool is the only time you splash brains /
Dildos in your ass your version of the strap game //
I'm against smoking, so it means I don't like you f.ags /
Switching places with...

Only time I dodge shots, is leaving my drink at the bar /
Like I got Dodge shots, you think you got hit by a car //
Split challengers in half, splatter their brains over the beat /
Come hard from...

Hot stepper in the ring, be Mancini on a whim /
Turn this challenger, into Duk Koo-Kim //
Try throw bars I'm at the top so I'm hard to hit /
You were born with butterfingers - all you do is drop...

The previous thread was getting cobwebs so I removed all the crap and placed any useful tips, tricks and ideas here.

The previous thread can be seen here:...

Thread Closed.

Keeps getting revived.

Use link below for general, all vs all battling:
http://www.ukmusic.com/forum/open-mic/open-call-out-247145.html

Thread closed.

Go to link below for new MC Battle Thread
http://www.ukmusic.com/forum/open-mic/open-call-out-247145.html

@Everyone! Not that I need to write it, in this thread if you even think it's about you that means it is lol

You overgrown fruits, I spit pest infected rounds /
So when my Sandy flow hits, you...

Aight all vs all it is, everyones a target type ish

Either you drop first or I'll drop when I finish work (can't really get caught writing bars, wouldn't know how to explain it lol)

Shiiieeettt LJT, if you're back I might have to start being active again. Haven't battled anyone worthwhile in a bit so I'm rusty these days.

I'm up for it, how you wanna do it? Tournament? One...

Heroin in the veins and shotgun flames /
Don't need either to turn him into Kurt Cobain //
So stop this Game or see my 50th sense son /
Drop this Young Buck like Bambi's mum //

Ro_Jo, up your...

@Rave:
Don't talk to me brave or get a resort in a grave /
No gasoline in the club but I'm torching a Rave //
f.uck bars, I'll unload a portion of flames /
ignite your gas, teach you bout...

Vote: kdot

CA1, imo it looks like you're trying too hard to make your bars have depth. Don't get me wrong, you had some decent bars and some potentially good ones but you're stretching too much...

What he said...

Hahaha funny guy.

Couldn't think of anything so decided to steal someone elses?

Sigh, no wonder UKMusic isn't getting any better. People like you playing someone elses lines off as your own.

Sorry for lateness :)


Born with a skin of colour, so the flesh don't bruise /
Kit? I got enough to equip an army or two //
Stocking vicious verbs and packs of potent punchlines /
Punctual,...

@Baby Kayy:

Lifes been hell since the day I was born /
Born in the flames of hatred and scorn //
Help create me? Make the jokes cease /
Couldn't breed a dog, let alone create a beast //

So...

Lol are you being serious? Really? I thought you was at least somewhat intelligent but you've proved me completely wrong. Sigh...

Firstly, Moses was a shepherd, he became one when he saved some...

@RealRuthless:


@Baby Kayy:

Im a leader, I'm where the book opens and closes /
A shepherd among men, suttin like Moses //
Cos Imma part tides (Apartheid) like South Africa /
Move Baby Kayy...

Oh, fresh blood? Wa gwan N10, schooling the young bucks?

Ok who do I wanna battle...

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Hmm Baby Kayy, only battled one female so far so if ur about, send for me or just say hi and I'll...

...Blastheme...?

Oh yea I saw that yesterday, she went harrrrrddd. Cheryl could barely control herself lol

I say she could be big but...music industry is gay so I doubt it. Look at everyone who's won X-Factor or...

Sorry maybe spam is the wrong word but regardless, do you want this to be a forum with a community or a forum for advertisements?

The fact that the first three I linked are from the same person,...

Anyone seen this film yet? If you haven't, go watch it.

Maybe I'm just sick in the head or something but that film is easily a must watch.


...would you do the unthinkable to protect your...

Before you lot start trying to rebuild the forums, you need to stop all these bots and spammers. If anyone visits the forum, all they see are a bunch of adverts.

Recent examples - ...

Can a mod delete and ban.

...Bad start. You wanna explain that or should I just assume the worst?

Hmm to me it looks like it lacks focus and I can't catch the flow of it (that might be cos im reading it as bars rather than lyrics).

Think you could find an instrumental that fits it so I can...

@SDJX:

P.ussy hole can't handle the heat from the flames that I speak /
He's looking up at my feet from the level that he's reached //
So I'm coming down for a piece to show the power of a beast...

I keep my emotions locked within, heart cold, consumed by sin /
Mind bold, yet struggling, to stay on the path, I'm wandering //
Seen my aspirations, shot out of the night sky /
Now confused,...

@lyrical g @THIStimeONLY @Mc Blaze yh

Forum was banging at one point, but now it's deceased /
Some fake g's with no 'lyrics' came and put it at peace //
Their bar's below me, wouldn't be 'high'...

Hoodzy 2 - 2 LJT

Need one more vote to declare winner :/

Decided to check the forums and see whats up and to my surprise I see this thread lol

Spitting harsh 'sentences', I'm a judge on the mic /
No gavel in hand but end lives when I strike //
Turn...

After the dust has settled and the wind has died down /
The coming of my legend, held in high renown //
My presence will envelop the world as you know it /
Written in books "The life of a great...

Rockets designed for space travel so you can reach the moon /
I was born with the stars, my light radiates the gloom //
Got more time (thyme) on me than a plate of fish /
So more chance that I'll...

Punches - Tie. Called it a tie mainly because the only real punches were in the first verse for both of you.
Flow - Hoodzy
Creativity - Hoodzy
Word Play - LJT
Humor - LJT


Was a close...

Well think of it this way, if all of your bars are being fed from the person your battling's bars then in what way are you being creative? I mean, sometimes you can be creative with what they say...

This match was good but I haven't had time to proper sit down and decide a winner...Sorry.

Will try and do it 2moro.

I'm Chucky? Nah, Tommy's what they call me/
Bald headed, and a heart full of bravery //
Wade through the night, see madness from my visions /
Banish the fear from my body like an excision //

Agreed, whether it's better to include any at all is up to debate imo but when you feed off other peoples bars too much it starts to sound forced and like you're trying too hard.

Ramps being used to connect me to different levels /
Rushing to the top, so 'Longbottom' (so long bottom), call me Neville //
Passing the weak, fatigued from the long climb /
Don't have brakes, so...

andyjor = bot

or jus a plain pain in the ass spammer...

Yes, I wish to learn the art of the metaphor. I used to believe that was what that Orion bar was but I was easily misled.

I wish for Daized to lead me on the path of righteousness.

Daized!...

ZOMG!!! Awesome Daized. Anything else you can teach to a young rapper like myself?

Please, share some of your overflowing fountain of knowledge. I now understand Proverbs, so please, with all...